Computer Jokes

1). Tech Support: "I need you to right-click on the Open Desktop."
Customer "Ok."
Tech Support: "Did you get a pop-up menu?"
Customer: "No."
Tech Support: "Ok. Right click again. Do you see a pop-up menu?"
Customer "No."
Tech Support:: "Ok, sir. Can you tell me what you have done up until this point?"
Customer: "Sure, you told me to write 'click' and I wrote 'click'."

2) Customer: "I received the software update you sent,but I am still getting the same error message."
Tech Support:: "Did you install the update?"
Customer: "No. Oh, am I supposed to install it to get it to work?"

3).Customer: : "I'm having trouble installing Microsoft Word."
Tech Support:: "Tell me what you've done."
Customer: "I typed 'A:SETUP'."!
Tech Support:: "Ma'am, remove the disk and tell me what it says."
Customer:: "It says '[PC manufacturer] Restore and Recovery disk'."
Tech Support:: "Insert the MS Word setup disk."
Customer:: "What?"
Tech Support: "Did you buy MS word?"
Customer: "No..."

4).Customer: : "Do I need a computer to use your software?"
Tech Support:: ?!%#$

5).Tech Support:: "Ok, in the bottom left hand side of the screen,canyou see the 'OK' button displayed?"
Customer: "Wow. How can you see my screen from there?"

6) Tech Support:: "What type of computer do you have?"
Customer:: "A white one."

7). Tech Support:: "Type 'A:' at the prompt."
Customer:: "How do you spell that?"

8). Tech Support: "What's on your screen right now?"
Customer: "A stuffed animal that my boyfriend got me at the grocery store. "

9). Tech Support:: "What operating system are you running?"
Customer: "Pentium."

10). Customer: "My computer's telling me I performed an illegal abortion."

11).Customer: "I have Microsoft Exploder."

Rain Rain Go Away Part 2

It seems the whole week will be raining. I hope tomorrow will be a sunny day, so that i can do my laundry, else all the wet cloths wont be dry for another a few days.

Rain Rain Go Away

The whole day is raining. Well.....its soooo great sleeping during raining day. Wish i can sleeping a whole day. Too bad, i have to run some errands, i guess every Saturday is a bzzzzz day for me.

The Pink Sisterhood

Its Breast Cancer Awareness Month, i received this tag from my friend Janneth...This is for a good cause, so why not?

For the 5 lucky ladies in the list, you may follow this simple rules;

1. Firstly, you need to copy the logo into your blog.
2. Secondly, add a link to the person who shared it with you.
3. Nominate at least 7 other bloggers
4. Add links to these blogs on your blog - 1. Fara, 2. massy 3. Noy 4. DorisJ 5. Seventh 6. Story mory 7. Neneth
   
5. Lastly, leave a message for your nominee on their blog that they've been tagged.

Now this 5 ladies turn to nominate someone else Alice, Cindy, Elmia , Ms Nature & Sharon

Happy Tagging.

New Look

Being bz with the new template. Thanks to my creative friend, Giselle, with her brilliant ideas i manage to change the new look of my blog. Got a few things in my head i call it ideas, need to "feed" more interesting stuffs in my blog....wherenever (i wish) i have the time. Well, don't blame me for being bz with work...can't help it.....multitasking everyday sometimes give me headache...i am sure some of you out there agree with me....LOL.

Its weekenddd...!!

Weekend its here......well Saturday is a bz day for me......being an everyday driver its quite a high demand.....and today its Sunday...hopefully a "world relaxing day" for myself. ;)

Mind Boggling >>> Can you Read this?

fi yuo cna raed tihs, yuo hvae a sgtrane mnid too. Cna yuo raed tihs? Olny 55 plepoe can. i cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid, aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it dseno't mtaetr in waht oerdr the ltteres in a wrod are, the olny iproamtnt tihng is taht the frsit and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it whotuit a pboerlm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Azanmig huh? yaeh and I awlyas tghuhot slpeling was ipmorantt! if you can raed tihs forwrad it. *Clever huh! ;)*

WHY JUMP QUEUE?

Why some people like to jump queue? How do you feel and what is your reaction if someone suddenly jump your queue or move in front of you, while you have been waiting quite long to reach the front. Most people will react to jump queue when they're impatient with themselves or not being considerate with other people or just prefer to being rude. The most places that people likes to jump queue is on the road, especially during traffic hours. Several photos have been taken, whereby the driver caught in action for jumping queue while the rest of drivers been waiting for hours in the traffic jam.

Is this what we call a Malaysian culture? Are you agree with this attitude? It sure a big questions pop up in your mind now......are we in the group we call it considerate and a patient people OR the group for those impatient and rude people. Whichever it is, the answer always back to us....isn't it? Be wise.

Big Question for Appendicitis

I am no doctor or even medical student, but a person who curious as anyone out there about what is the causes of an appendix. According to one of the medical sites, appendix it is an outpouching from the right side of the large intestine, when the inflamation occur it will result appendicitis. Several symptoms will occur, such as pain at the right side of the abdomen, nausea, vomiting, constipation, diarrhea, abdominal swelling and etc. Advisable to see a doctor immediately. Thats what my friend did, and the doctor advise her to remove the appendix means she has to go through an operation.

Now, she's getting better after the operation yesterday (check out her photos above). We proud of you Cindy, eventhough you looking so pale and tired, but you still can give us the smile...BRAVO and remember Get Well Soon Ya ! ;)

Sad News

Before raya, my neighbour's son involved in a car accident at Singapore and died on the spot. Then 1 day before raya, my cousin got involved with another car accident somewhere at Tuaran Road and died on the way to the hospital. Last week, friend's daughter passed away. Then today, another sad news, my dear aunty passed away. Its continuosly receiving sad news. Losing people who are very close to us its very painful and sad. It will be difficult letting them go coz life won't be the same when they are not around. For us who're still "breathing"...life must go on and time will heal us, it will tough at first and it takes time to get use to it....but always remember no matter where we are, our love one will "live" forever in our mind. We pray and thankful to Almighty Allah, for their existence and to have them in our life as a Daughter or Son or Brother or Sister or Friend. They're special to GOD as special to us too. God Bless.

Gathering

Today we have "kenduri" a.k.a family gathering. Meeting with a "long time" relatives including the little one.

Back to ALIVE....

After longgggg....."blogging holiday"....im back to continue what i have left all this time. Will start a new things or just a yadda yadda stuffs. Which i called it "inner therapy" from all the bzziness work...LOL.