Computer Jokes

1). Tech Support: "I need you to right-click on the Open Desktop."
Customer "Ok."
Tech Support: "Did you get a pop-up menu?"
Customer: "No."
Tech Support: "Ok. Right click again. Do you see a pop-up menu?"
Customer "No."
Tech Support:: "Ok, sir. Can you tell me what you have done up until this point?"
Customer: "Sure, you told me to write 'click' and I wrote 'click'."

2) Customer: "I received the software update you sent,but I am still getting the same error message."
Tech Support:: "Did you install the update?"
Customer: "No. Oh, am I supposed to install it to get it to work?"

3).Customer: : "I'm having trouble installing Microsoft Word."
Tech Support:: "Tell me what you've done."
Customer: "I typed 'A:SETUP'."!
Tech Support:: "Ma'am, remove the disk and tell me what it says."
Customer:: "It says '[PC manufacturer] Restore and Recovery disk'."
Tech Support:: "Insert the MS Word setup disk."
Customer:: "What?"
Tech Support: "Did you buy MS word?"
Customer: "No..."

4).Customer: : "Do I need a computer to use your software?"
Tech Support:: ?!%#$

5).Tech Support:: "Ok, in the bottom left hand side of the screen,canyou see the 'OK' button displayed?"
Customer: "Wow. How can you see my screen from there?"

6) Tech Support:: "What type of computer do you have?"
Customer:: "A white one."

7). Tech Support:: "Type 'A:' at the prompt."
Customer:: "How do you spell that?"

8). Tech Support: "What's on your screen right now?"
Customer: "A stuffed animal that my boyfriend got me at the grocery store. "

9). Tech Support:: "What operating system are you running?"
Customer: "Pentium."

10). Customer: "My computer's telling me I performed an illegal abortion."

11).Customer: "I have Microsoft Exploder."

Rain Rain Go Away Part 2

It seems the whole week will be raining. I hope tomorrow will be a sunny day, so that i can do my laundry, else all the wet cloths wont be dry for another a few days.

Rain Rain Go Away

The whole day is raining. Well.....its soooo great sleeping during raining day. Wish i can sleeping a whole day. Too bad, i have to run some errands, i guess every Saturday is a bzzzzz day for me.

The Pink Sisterhood

Its Breast Cancer Awareness Month, i received this tag from my friend Janneth...This is for a good cause, so why not?

For the 5 lucky ladies in the list, you may follow this simple rules;

1. Firstly, you need to copy the logo into your blog.
2. Secondly, add a link to the person who shared it with you.
3. Nominate at least 7 other bloggers
4. Add links to these blogs on your blog - 1. Fara, 2. massy 3. Noy 4. DorisJ 5. Seventh 6. Story mory 7. Neneth
   
5. Lastly, leave a message for your nominee on their blog that they've been tagged.

Now this 5 ladies turn to nominate someone else Alice, Cindy, Elmia , Ms Nature & Sharon

Happy Tagging.

New Look

Being bz with the new template. Thanks to my creative friend, Giselle, with her brilliant ideas i manage to change the new look of my blog. Got a few things in my head i call it ideas, need to "feed" more interesting stuffs in my blog....wherenever (i wish) i have the time. Well, don't blame me for being bz with work...can't help it.....multitasking everyday sometimes give me headache...i am sure some of you out there agree with me....LOL.

Its weekenddd...!!

Weekend its here......well Saturday is a bz day for me......being an everyday driver its quite a high demand.....and today its Sunday...hopefully a "world relaxing day" for myself. ;)

Mind Boggling >>> Can you Read this?

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